Tonight I'm in Conway, Arkansas... and boy, are they cowboys or what! Cowboy hats, tight blue jeans with a pack of chewing tobacco pressed into the back pocket, cowboy boots... yikes! I gotta get OUT of here! (I actually BOUGHT a pair of cowboy boots when I lived in Missouri... but I was young then... and stupid!)
Okay... don't get offended if you are of the boot-wearing persuasion. It's nothing personal. It's just a strong indication that I AIN'T home yet!
But I will be - soon! Approximately 32 hours and counting! Good-bye Motherland, hello Country of Permanent Residence!
See you soon! (That is, if you live in my city... )